Birth of the Twins Dad

Dad :Its the end of January, time for my company conference in London, entertaining customer all week until the early hours of the morning (The Wife just thinks it just a long party) Everything is planned, 5 star hotel, trains (managed to blag first class) diner reservations for every night of the week, peace at least for a week. Until I get a phone call from the wife telling me they want her back in the hospital (after a routine scan) as the Twins don't seem to be growing much so she will be having them as soon as possible, I have enough time to get a train ticket back home (and a quick smoke) and then it back on the train home ,, the fun is only just beginning